This guy is at rock bottom but keeps digging himself an even deeper hole – how does that even happen? I don’t even understand why he needs “rehab”. There’s no cure for being a douchebag. Boston Herald

The $500,000 champion of CBS’ 2008 season of “Big Brother” flashed big nerve yesterday when his lawyer suggested taxpayers pick up the tab for his drug rehab at Kennedy Health Care Center in New Jersey.

Appearing taken aback, U.S. District Court Magistrate Judge Leo T. Sorokin assured Adam Jasinski, 32, now awaiting trial in Boston on drug-dealing charges, that this was one argument the fallen reality TV star wasn’t going to win.

“Given that he won $500,000 from ‘Big Brother’ and has not been found indigent . . ,” Sorokin told attorney Valerie Carter, his voice trailing off as his mouth hung open.

Cute baby! On to the goods because we know that’s all that matters. TMZ has the DEETS (don’t they always)!

“Big Brother” Season Two winner Dr. Will Kirby aka Dr. Evil has done good … and delivered his own baby with fiancée Erin Brodie of “For Love or Money.”

While the 37-year-old reality star is a board certified dermatologist, Dr. Will played OB/GYN and delivered his adorable, healthy son Cash Kirby on Monday. We’re told lil’ Cash weighed in at 7 lbs 3.9 oz and measured 21.25 inches.

By the looks of this cute pic, you really can’t have enough Cash.