Two Renny Updates!

Alrighty! Since a few people have put out mulitple updates while we were offline, I’ve decided to combine them, with the newest showing on the front and the older update posted afterwards. Woot! So Renny posted two updates, one complaining about how dull television is seeing the same people over and over again. The second one is that she’s going to be marrying a couple for the 97th time. I know that doesn’t sound right but she hasn’t married them 96 times, she’s just going to marry them for the 97th! Capiche? Capiche!

They are in the Guinness Book of Records and I think it’s magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Fans, I have been asked to be Maid of Honor at David and Lauren Blairs wedding! They have been married 97 times, not divorced, I said married! They are coming to New Orleans and they let me choose the date , whaaaaaaatttttt! David says that’s 97 honeymoons, Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!! Talk about some testosterone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It will take place at the Hard Rock Cafe May 13, 2009!
Lauren is wearing a boa on her wedding day! OMG, I am so thrilled to be a part of their life!

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America wants to laugh again!
Whats up , I am so tired of the same old, same old crapola on the tube. Could we see a new face please! I’ll have some chutzpah and step up to the plate God how many years has it been? I’ll answer the question, speaking on your behalf and mine as well, TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!! America wants to laugh again, like they use to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dahhhh! All of America is bored out of their minds! I would not say it if a myriad of yaw’ll didn’t tell me so! I see why so many have turned to reality shows, their looking for some kicks! OMG wake up and smell the cappucino! Yeah, I’ll work it , try this, sequined hot pants, fushia, royal blue and black with a Black sequined top, black stockings with a diagonal design in them, stiletto shoes and a boa dancing and bustin loose to Bobby Darin’s Mack the Knife, now that’s entertainment! OUVEY, Love, Renny
P.S. You know the monologue would be FUNNY as HELL! I could even see my husband being my sidekick, he’s hilarious and everyone loves his accent! How about some imitations, skits and Talking to The In Crowd !!!!!!!!!!! You always need a good band to back you, no kidding!